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Breakup Gifts

Whenever you break up with someone you give em a gift like a bottle of whiskey or rum. It's like a "no hard feelings" gift. After a break-up most people drink so it's perfect.

"Here , go use this to drown your heart-break"

There can even be special brands of liquor.

"Got a bottle of BreakUp Wihskey from FedEx, I guess me and so-and-so ain't dating no more"

Other brands can include:

• Let's Be Friends Rum
• It's Not You, It's Me Vodka
• It's Not Working Out Scotch
• You're Callow Schnapps
  

Quotes

Maybe from now on when I type I'll put everything in quotes so that when I say something stupid I can attribute to someone else.

I am a genius

The Power of Heart

See eveyone thinks the power of heart was a stupid power and the Indian kid got shafted but heart is an awesome power. The kid was a loser, imagine the power to invoke utter dispair in a person.

• Go to a bar
• There's this hot chick
• But she's with some dude
• You pick a fight with him
• And right before he hits you , you make not want to live any more
• You kick his depressed self and steal the girl
• And after you steal the hot chick, you use the power of heart again to make her like madly fall in love with this other hot chick
• So they start going at it
• And then you make them hate each other so they start fighting
• And ripping clothes off and another
• And then you make em like each other again
  

I'm telling you, that power was pure gold. That's why they didn't give it to a manly guy. A manly guy would definately known how to use that awesome ability.