My Plan to Save the Galaxy

Sometimes at work my mind wanders and today while listening to the SW:III score I began to think about Anakin's path the dark side. Basically he fell in love with Padme' and that all sorts of messed him up. While he would often wander towards the dark side it always seems that his involvement with Padme' is what would tip the scales. Forbidden love, saving her life, and being distracted from his duties all seemed to be problems brought on by that chance encounter.

So... what if Padme' was unattractive and didn't interest young Anakin? Probably no Darth Vader. This supports my theory that attractive women that don't go out with me are the cause of all the world's problems including fictional problems in fictional worlds.

Bottom line is that I could save the galaxy if Natalie Portman slept with me.