Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The Power of Heart

See eveyone thinks the power of heart was a stupid power and the Indian kid got shafted but heart is an awesome power. The kid was a loser, imagine the power to invoke utter dispair in a person.

  • Go to a bar
  • There's this hot chick
  • But she's with some dude
  • You pick a fight with him
  • And right before he hits you , you make not want to live any more
  • You kick his depressed self and steal the girl
  • And after you steal the hot chick, you use the power of heart again to make her like madly fall in love with this other hot chick
  • So they start going at it
  • And then you make them hate each other so they start fighting
  • And ripping clothes off and another
  • And then you make em like each other again
I'm telling you, that power was pure gold. That's why they didn't give it to a manly guy. A manly guy would definately known how to use that awesome ability.

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