Breakup Gifts

Whenever you break up with someone you give em a gift like a bottle of whiskey or rum. It's like a "no hard feelings" gift. After a break-up most people drink so it's perfect.

"Here , go use this to drown your heart-break"

There can even be special brands of liquor.

"Got a bottle of BreakUp Wihskey from FedEx, I guess me and so-and-so ain't dating no more"

Other brands can include:

• Let's Be Friends Rum
• It's Not You, It's Me Vodka
• It's Not Working Out Scotch
• You're Callow Schnapps