Hark and pay heed

Women,

Don't give crap to a guy you're not dating. If you're just friends and you nag him or treat him like a bitch that's not good. Men are hard to find (not as much if you're a homewrecker) and if you give a man crap he will give you crap back. You're just going to end up getting everyone pissed off and nothing gained. A guy who doesn't give crap back either isn't a man or is looking for some play.

Intergender friendships are difficult. To be friends with a guy you have to understand the male rules of friendship.

• Speak only when you have something interesting to say
• If you must speak then say something interesting
• If you are angry or pissed off or feel slighted say something or express it obvisiously (cursing and punching a wall are obvious, silent treatment not so much)
• Friends carry their own burdens, pay thier own share. It's one thing to help or be helped, it's another to expect it.
  
• If something disgusting is done it is fine to comment, forbidden to outlaw ("Oh man! What did you eat?" not "ew, that's disgusting, don't do that again")
• Comment and observe but don't pass judgement.
  
• Give and Take.
  
• A gentlemen always knows and respects debts or gratitude owed without being reminded.
  
• You and a friend should always be on the same team, no snitching.
  

If ya want to be friends with a guy you should know these things. You don't have to follow them as unbreakable rules but they are good guidelines.

If you give a guy enough grief you'll have one less friend.